We wanted to game, a board game, a board game that wasn’t just moving pieces because the dice said “you now move (: .)…etc
Urban Myth was the game, we have no idea what we were in for…Thank you Wal-Mart
Here we go: All of the following are TRUE
Prostitution is legal in Denmark, but it is illegal to “walk like a prostitute”. I immediately took note to stay away from Denmark, for I have been know to “walk like a prostitute”, again thank you Wal-mart.
The State Of Michigan threatened to fine a colony of beavers a whopping $10,000 for failing to remove their dam. How many beavers do you know that just has $10,000 layin around? I know not one.
Unknown investors made millions of dollars by short selling stock in the United and American airlines in the days leading up to the 9/11 terrorist attacks on the US. Doesn’t that seem a little funny? There are too many facts and “strange things” surrounding 9/11 to overlook. Don’t believe everything you hear, big brother isn’t who you think he is, you will see what I mean in the future when everybody looks back on “the Bush Days” and says oops, I cant believe we fell for that shit, its already happening everywhere. Did you vote for him thinking he was going to help “save the world”? Now look at the garbage he put us all through and tell me he has been a “great president” I’m astonished there are still people out there thinking he has done a “great job”. BLIND SHEEP, open your eyes, its all right in front of you.
A beaver’s right to build a dam is enshrined in Connecticut state law.
Caucasians in Brazil were died blue before being executed to conform with laws prohibiting killing “white people”. Gotta love human nature, there’s a loop hole for everything right? hmmm
It is illegal to “kill or threaten” a butterfly in Pacific Grove, Ca. Watch what you say to those lil buggers, you could find yourself with some issues very fast.
A Tennessee court sentenced a 5 ton elephant to “hang by the neck until dead” for killing her keeper. I think its only fair, an eye for an eye right? Do you think the elephant really premeditated the murder, wow.
Ya know that state Oklahoma? Yea, the one that is completely land-locked? Well, It is illegal to hunt whales in land locked Oklahoma. Put away the spear guns and get back to livin in Oklahoma.
Oh and while we are talkin about Oklahoma, An Oklahoma City rapist was sentenced to 30,000 years behind bars - the longest sentence ever given to a prisoner. Talk about punishment, yes the guy deserved to be punished, but i’d hate to be in that guys predicament. Must be tough being in jail for 30 millenniums.
I think this game is ridiculous, there are way too many variables and countless ways to use the wide spread vocabulary we’ve created for contorting the truth. That is opinion on the boardgame Urban Myth.
